DemandingPrincess.com
Demanding Princess
A woman who is single because she has a long list of demands
You're cute. You're nice. You're special.
You're a Princess that deserves respect!
You won't hook up with just anyone.
He has to treat you like the Demanding Princess you are.
You deserved to be worshipped like a Princess because you're awesome!
At DemandingPrincess.com, you describe yourself and make a wish list of
all the things you want that right guy to do for you.
We (Some big computer program) matches you up with a man willing to do
those sort of romantic things.
Because, lets face it:
Not every man will bring his woman flowers or take her out to the Opera.
Even if he is willing to take you to the Opera, you might not like the Opera.
That's why you need a database / search engine to find the right match.
* 4. Bring me Flowers at least twice a month.
* 5. Take me to the movies.
* 4,5. Take me to dinner.
* 5. Watch a romantic comedy DVD with me.
* 2,5. Go for a long walk on the beach holding hands.
* 1. Talk to me for an hour every day.
* 2. Give me a back massage.
* 1. Text with me constantly during the day.
* 3. Trim my toenails.
* 3. Change the oil in my car.
* 3,4,5. Take me to the club, buy me drinks, and you stay sober so you can drive me home.
* 3,4. cook me dinner every night.
* 3.4. Bring me dinner every night, cook it, and do the dishes.
* 3. Do my laundry.
* 5. Move in with me.
* 5. Let me move in with you.
* 4. Let me borrow one of your cars to drive around as if it were my own car.
* 2,5. Come over to my house in the middle of the night and spend an hour with me.
* 2,5. Go camping with me.
* 2. Lick me.
We weed out guys that like to hit their girlfriends by asking them questions
like if he wants a girl that will stay with him even if he hits her.
Why are we doing all this? Well, for advertising revenue. And also because so many women are lonely because they have a big "wish list" that not many guys are compatible with.
What do those numbers before the questions mean?
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